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She achieved the record in the theatre of the circus maximus in budapest, hungary by holding the position for two minutes and 34 seconds. The guinness book of world records has a lot of variety, ranging from incredible feats by olympic athletes to the man who has the longest nails in the world this is a fact. The hoax claims that the record for longest human poop was set in 1995 by a woman thats right, a woman named michelle hines of ann arbor michigan, usa. My grandmother let out a 90 second fart that was low and grumbling and it just kept going. Like most tshirts removed while heading a soccer ball, heaviest weight lifted by the tongue, and most toilet seats broken by someones head in one minute. In 2011, a world record was recorded for the longest competitive singles in a tennis match. Only about 3,000 of those are featured on the guinness world records website, and only about 4,000 world records are published in the guinness world records books each year. George hood currently holds the record for longest plank at a whopping eight hours, 15 minutes and 15 seconds. The record for the longest ever drugfree time without sleeping is held by american randy gardner.
Activists plot worlds largest fartin during hillarys dnc. The guinness world records 2015 book is released on its 60th anniversary. Guinness world records weirdest records of 2015 huffpost. The guinness book of world records gives the honor to marcel prousts elephantine remembrance of things past, weighing in at 9,609,000 characters including spaces. We often make assumptions about the world we live in, only to find that the reality is quite different. Some people get into the record books by a nose, but nick stoeberl got into guinness world records by a tongue. Guinness world records 2012 presents the most amazing, inspiring, and wild record. That means hes licked previous record holder, stephen taylor, a 52yearold british man whose licker measures a whopping 3. Are there any other sleep world records youd like to try for. The previous record for the worlds longest phone call stood at 39 hours, 18 minutes and 24 seconds.
This man managed to let off one continuous fart for exactly two minutes and forty two seconds, a feat that has yet to be even close to replicated by other fart. Hines, a university of michigan student at the time was self admitted guiness book of world record obsessed individual with a flare for the more, unsavory. Your big stinky guide to the fascinating history of farts. Dude attempts to set longest fart world record video by mh may 27, 2019. Guinness world records finally measured him earlier this year and declared stoeberls titanic tongue measured 3. Bernard clemmens of london managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 minutes 42 seconds. Til the world record for the longest fart is 59 seconds, by mr. Tim janus, 35, took the crown at yesterdays championship with a belch for the history books. Because i recently went months without farting, swear to god on my life and my families life.
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